Question:
I thought I would pass this along for
grins. What better way to get resume help than to see how others do
their resumes and learn from their successes...and failures...lol!
I just discovered that the person in charge of security at
www.grandslamtalent.com is a complete moron (or maybe he was laid off,
who knows). Anyway, if you look up resumes in their search engine you
can click on the link to their resume. Well, normally it is supposed
to work so that you have to have an account and password. If you
simply click "cancel" up pops the resume anyway!. So if you
want to get a few cheap laughs, check out what some people are saying
about themselves. There is this one guy I knew from work that is
easily the biggest butthole I have ever had the pleasure to work with
(typical dualie driving, gun rack having, blue-tick hound owning,
mullet hair style having red neck). If he didn't have a middle
finger, he wouldn't be able to hold a conversation. Anyway, he
claims to have these awesome "interpersonal" and "team building"
skills, lol. Anyway, after reading a few of these, I learned a few
things to definitely not do...such as claiming to have excellent
written skills and yet not even being able to write complete
sentences.
Answer:
-I went there myself. They are pretty wordy and not very well thought out.
I don't think I've ever read a more wordy pile of literature in my
professional career. I thought that brevity was considered an excellent
characteristic in today's economy. Obviously, they don't subscribe to that
philosophy. But, to each his own.
- i found it very hard to find the resumes that
you guys were talking about...i went to the link "resume search" or
whatsoever, but i didnt find anything
