Question:
winway resume deluxe 9 Need serial number please help !!!!!
Answer:
Okay, whoever can't design a resume using what's on their computer
is a retard. First off, you have notepad.exe. But that's a little too
simple. Next up is Microsoft WordPad, which actually has Rich Text
Formatting!! More than enough for a resume.
Now, I'm betting your computer came from somebody like Gateway or Dell
because anybody that:
a) can't design a resume in standard software, and
b) can't find serial numbers without asking others--
doesn't have enough brain cells to comprehend building a computer (and
that's saying something. I've seen 6-yr-olds do it successfully). If that
is the case (both buying the computer from a major manufacturer and being an
idiot), then you most likely have a more powerful office suite that can do
all sorts of fancy stuff for resumes, and even have templates!
Now, if all of the above doesn't work (and you're still too dumb to find the
serial number yourself), then try openoffice.org. They put out an
open-source office suite.
Now, take your idiocy elsewhere.
I can't stand dealing with retards. Throws my whole world out of kilter. I
need some stabilizing element, something to bring me back to center. Ahh,
there it is: Easy Cheese. The circle is complete.